we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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