left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Randomize
