Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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