I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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