i think my tv is drunk
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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