i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Success! We fucked roommates!
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