some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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