So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
i need some magic done to my vagina
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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