I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Randomize
