U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Me. At least after what I've been through.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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