Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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