Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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