omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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