Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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