have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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