Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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