Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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