i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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