We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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