Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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