We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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