i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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