You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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