Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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