She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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