Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
