One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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