i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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