4 words: hood of his car
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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