Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
smell my finger.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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