I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Houston, we have a squirter
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Randomize
