I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Randomize
