That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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