Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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