I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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