Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
