OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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