is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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