I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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