he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize
