Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
