plz talk dirty to me
I cockslap morals
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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