I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Im part way to drunk.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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