Non-Jews are for practice
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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