fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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