I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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