First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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