Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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