she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How's work?
Spinning.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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