idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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