girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Sorry about my life...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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